Friday, September 7, 2018

Life Is Great (Depends On How You Look At It)

Those are my fingers. See the one in the middle. It is fat.
Hey Folks!

You may wonder why my one middle finger is fat. That's why I'm writing this post- to tell you.
So, my life was going just fine: I had finished a great day of work. Great. I got to go play frisbee. Great. I felt (and played) really good. Greater. I made a really great hand block. Greatest. When I made the hand block my hand crashed into the ground causing one of my fingers to feel as if it was broken... Ouch. 

So yeah!  I either jammed my finger or I broke it. Isn't that awesome?:) But hey! Life is great, 'cause I still got ten fingers. What more could one ask for?

I'm Eddy Blakeston.

My finger's broken.

I want my nookie...

Life's Great!

(And I wrote this whole post one-handed!)

Wednesday, September 5, 2018

LEONARD

Leonard was a mouse. And always had been one as far as he could remember, (which wasn't long). He was not any different than most mice, save the fact that his name was... well- Leonard. He like most other mice lived right in the midst of a great war. Not the Great War, but a great war. This war raged on day and night, never ceasing. It was, as you have probably guessed, a war between Leonard's family and the family of Farm Cats. Yes- Leonard lived on a farm.

He'd lived in the old mouse hole in the old farmhouse his entire life, from the time he was born in fact. The mouse hole in which he lived had been in his family for generations. Nearly three hundred generations had lived in that hole before Leonard, and many more generations will live in it in years to come most likely.


As I said before... Leonard was a mouse; which meant one thing- it meant that he was a mouse. Plain and simple. And now that you are introduced to our principal character, I will begin the story. Don't worry; I will introduce the other characters in the story as I progress. Now to begin!

It was a clear, crisp November morning... Just kidding. It was actually a very hot, humid afternoon in the middle of September. (The first beginning was too picturesque and typical). So anyway...

It was a hot, grimy, humid afternoon near the beginning of September. The leaves had not yet begun to fall. The corn was just starting to turn brown, as the moisture slowly escaped into the over-moist atmosphere. Pumpkins were soon to be harvested. (I assume so anyway... I have absolutely no knowledge of pumpkin farming, it just sounds right). The day was so sweltering that even the ducks had no wish to leave the shade of their barn to swim in the pond.

It was on this day, that poor Leonard's adventures began. (Remember, Leonard was a mouse). He had just finished his lunch of corn and- corn.
Patting his chubby, little stomach, Leonard sat back against the wall of the barn and heaved a great sigh of relief. He burped a bit too, but we'll talk less of that. They were teeny burps anyway, because he was a mouse, and mice by nature are teeny.

After he had finished performing the afore-mentioned activities, he stood up and traipsed through the barn door and outside into the great, sweaty heat. Brushing a bead of sweat from his forehead, he said to himself, "It is so hot out here."

This brilliant observation, I hope you have already gathered, was correct.

Poor, little Leonard. (Note I call him poor, little Leonard. Emphasis on the "poor", which suggests that something unpleasant is about to happen to him).

What is that unpleasant thing which is about to happen to him? I haven't decided yet, so I guess I'll tell you another time.

Hang in there people. Let me know what you think, and yeah...

I'm cool.

I'm me.

I'm Eddy Blakeston.

Monday, September 3, 2018

A Little About Weddings

As you all know already from reading my last post, I went to a wedding on Sunday. Not only did I go, but I was one of two Filmer's, lending our talents to capture that very special occasion for the bride and groom.

But about weddings... It was super fun filming the ceremony. We had two cameras and a gopro set up in different places, and then I had a fourth camera that I filmed some clips with. I was up on the balcony, which was awesome. No one down below could get in my way. They would have had to be Goliath plus three of him to get in my way. But even then, they probably would have made him sit in the back, because he would have blocked everyone else's lines of visions. So yeah... But thankfully Goliath plus three was not there, and the video footage that we got was quite satisfactory. The last two times I've filmed a wedding I only had one camera, so I didn't have any backup footage to fall back on when I made a mistake. It was amazing.

But to say a little more about weddings... Weddings in general are a bit too long for me in any case. I soon get bored. Yeah... 'Tis the truth.

And so there is a very boring post. Hope you enjoyed it. Hope you were bored. Hope you come again. Hope I lose my socks. Hope you don't forget. Hope I leave an impression. Hope you don't regret. Hope I can remember. Hope you don't hold it against yourself. :l

I'm Eddy Blakeston.

Be good today.

Saturday, September 1, 2018

One Would Think Wouldn't One? (If It Was Worth The Trouble That Is)

Hey Persons!

Another day in the books! What books is the day in, and how can one day fit in several books? I-dunno. But that's how it works. People have accepted the fact for years that one day can fit in multiple books. That's how it works folks. :) 

But what am I writing about? This I do not know. Today I went to a wedding rehearsal. Cool. Tomorrow I'm going to a wedding. Cool. Monday I go to a men's party, (Could be guns). Cool. Tuesday I chill. Cool. (Literally). Wensday I go to Work. . . . . Cool. Thursday I go to eye-doctor. Eye-doctor look at my eyes. She tell me eyes no good. Me need contact. Me need glasses on eyes. . . . Cool! Friday I go to work. Cool enough I guess. Saturday I go to work again. Getting really not cool now. Then Sunday comes, and I'm getting married. My family knows it not yet, but in between all the hubbaloo of my hudmdrudm life, I'm going to meet a girl on Tuesday. Date her Wensday night. Ask for her hand on Saturday night, and if she agrees to give it to me, then I'll marry her Sunday. Cool. 


💕(This post was sponsored by and funded by the EBLPAWS (Eddy Blakeston Love Post Association of Willow Street).

So yeah... There's a post on love. By me. Myself. Nobody but-

Eddy Blakeston. 

Sleep well tonight.

Friday, August 31, 2018

Another Day Is Done; Now We're Ready For Some Fun!

Hey people! How are your lives? Mine are great, thanks. 

Just completed a complete day working at market! (Note I said a complete day of market, not an incomplete day. Just note that). It was a busy day today and I was ready to get home. Not because I didn't want to work, but because I wanted to not work. (Just thought I'd clarify about that). So yeah! Enough on that... I worked... I rocked... I cool. 

An example of how cool I look. (It was a long day, so cut me some slack).

So what now? I really couldn't say. What do you want to hear? Alright... I'll say something funny. 

JOKES WITH EDDY

So this guy named Bob woke up one morning and felt really tired. He trudged downstairs where his brother Ned was preparing for work. 
Said Bob to Ned, "I feel so tired."
Said Ned to Bob, "Why." 
At this question, Bob thought for a minute. 

THE END

[I just thought that was funny. What did you think? Feel free to leave a comment. Feel free to tell me what you thought of it, as long as it's not negative. That would hurt my feelings. (Just kidding)].

Talk to you another time. Keep hangin' in there readers! I will have a SUPER-POST out very soon. "What's a SUPER-POST?" you may ask, and I will reply- "That's cute. Have a good night. 'Cause I'm-"


Eddy Blakeston

Tuesday, August 28, 2018

Something About Life

Good evening, good and faithful readers!

Today is another day! (Duh).

You may ask me why I am writing this post, and I would have to tell you- "There really isn't any reason I guess. I was just thinking I should probably."

After all, I don't want you to get depressed and low down, because I have not been giving you amazing stuff to read. :) So this is just to let you know that I'm still in business. So yeah...

I want to say something about life. I told you the other day that life was good (which it is), but I wanted to say something about the not-so-amazing aspects of life. For although life is good, it is also hard at times, especially when life gets super busy and  hectic.

That's me when life gets super busy and hectic. (I know; the hair still looks awesome).
So for example... This last week I started working back at the market that I used to work at. It was fun. I'm going to be working on Wednesdays (Translated: Wensdays), and Fridays. It's amazing, 'cause it's the first time money has really been coming in for a while. And I like money to come in. Money makes me feel... richer. So anyhoo...
It's also great having a job, because I was becoming quite the lazy bum over this past summer, and it's not good to be a lazy bum, because lazy bums are bums... and they're lazy too.
So the job's been good.

So yeah. Good talking again. I'll see you for my next post. Be there.

I'm Eddy Blakeston

Sunday, August 26, 2018

Life Is Good

Hey folks. I know I posted an amazing post earlier about my amazing life, but I thought I would share some more of my amazingness with you (if you can take any more). Anyhoosie...

So life... It's good. Do you want to know why? I'll tell you. 

So first off... This past Thursday I went to the eye-doctor to get a new glasses prescription.


That's me. And my glasses. (You like my hair don't you? Everyone does).

So anyway... I got a prescription, and then I got a prescription for contacts as well. I wasn't planning on getting contacts, but I got them. It took me forever to get the contacts onto my eyeballs. Then I wore them for a bit. And then they made me take the contacts back off my eyeballs, which took another forever. Anyway... 
So I got home later and was like- "I don't even want contacts."
So I didn't wear them at all. Then today (or yesterday now), I had decided to give my contacts a try. So I said- "Contacts, I have decided to give you a try."
So I went to give them a try, but couldn't find them. After looking everywhere, we finally came to the conclusion that we had left them at the eye-doctor, so that was cool. 

Then in the evening I went to the park with a few of my brothers to film a scene for the movie we're working on. We started filming in a bunch of really long grass. Well, long story short; while filming, I had my brother run through that long grass. In the process he stepped on some sort of nest. And it was a yellow jackets nest. You get the idea. He got six stings. I got four stings. We all got trauma.




So yeah... Lost my contacts, got stung by hornets. And I lost my nookie when I was two! 

Life Is Good. :)

'Cause I'm Eddy Blakeston. Have a good night.